albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.

My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!

by michael lowe May 25, 2007

Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!

by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

albin

Albin is a funny and sexy guy with beautiful hair, handsom face and a stunning body. A real ladys man who is also extremely intelligent and will reach great success in life.

1. Ohh look it's Albin! I wish i could be like him
2. Wow he is so hot! It must be Albin!

by someone123455556 December 11, 2016

Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

Albina

A sex goddess and beauty queen. Makes men turn heads. Lives life to the fullest and has no regrets. Loves her friends dearly and does anything for them.

What's that girls name?
Albina
She's so effin hot!

by dlm=) February 3, 2010

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009