An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
by mantidae July 6, 2009
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Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer
Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer
Alberto is impeccable
by Ninjatito124 August 23, 2017
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Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
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Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
by sextoaster February 6, 2005
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The name of a male who is laid back & funny. He may have amazing soft brown hair, and his eyes are like dark honey. When the sun hits them, they glow so bright, & you cant help but to just stare. He comes off as quiet or cold, but is secretly loving. Although, he may be the type to be mysterious, as you spend time with him, you start to notice how much he cares. The feeling of comfort, safeness and warmth when in the arms of him. As this begins, you cant help but to get a feeling in you're heart. You may not realize today, or day after that, but as time goes on, no matter what the relation ship may be; friends or lovers, you realize that feeling is love.
"His eyes were like dark honey, skin like caramel, hair soft as a kittens fur"
" Someone sounds head over heels"
" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"
" Someone sounds head over heels"
" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"
by A + A <3 July 13, 2021
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Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
by Steven H. May 31, 2005
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