fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Alanna

Alanna is the realest friend you could ever be friends with. She will always be there for you in tough times but she will get annoyed if you do it for attention or do it all the time. Also this bitch is BIG PRETTY (no homo) . When your in a friend group with her it’s never funny or exciting if she isn’t there. And also I suggest you don’t get her mad cuz she will beat the brains outa you🤣. Alanna is like the type of friend that treats you like her child and looks after you 24/7 and always makes sure you are ok and she deserves more love then she gets.

Me: *being sad* Alanna: “who was it I’m bouts to fight them”

by If ykyk hehehe August 28, 2019

Alani

A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!

"Damnn, Alani is looking good!"
"I wish I was Alani, she is so awesome!"

by That Guy Next Door September 20, 2015

Alaine

Alaine is the best person you could ever meet. Alaine is one of kind... in a good way! She's always there to hear you out. She knows how to put someone in their place so be aware but will befriend anyone. She's a social butterfly: she very involved and talks to absolutely everyone. She's not shy and just a great person to be around any day.

people walking on campus

random 1: Hey Alaine!
random 2: How's it going Alaine?!
random 3: Are you going to the meeting tonight Alaine?!
random 4: Alaine!!

by shituottawastudentsays January 13, 2013

Alainah

Beautiful

Nice when you first meet her but will tease the hell out of you when you’re close
She’s quiet at first but super loud after you’ve known her for like a week
All the boys like her and all the girls wanna be her
She’s supportive yet brutally honest
She’ll love you to pieces if you’re close
She’ll take a bullet for anyone
Hilarious

Overall a great person.

“Wow I wish I was Alainah’s friend.”

by .alainahs.great. May 2, 2019

Alana

An Alana is one of the greatest people you could meet they have a great personality they are loving,caring and really funny

If you have an Alana as a friend/girlfriend you are lucky.

I'm glad Alana's my friend.

Alana is so (beautiful) today

by fabulously_unknown May 27, 2015

Alanah

Alanah is a one of a kind girl who is a little bit weird but is very loyal to the ones she loves. She can be a little bit blunt and mean to those who get on her bad side but she is very forgiving. When she is in a relationship she has eyes for her man only and is down for him 100%, If you find a girl name Alanah you need to friend her quickly

Person #1 : That girl has been with the same guy for years and she still looks happy

Person #2 : I know right, I heard she’s very loyal to him. I bet her name is Alanah

by Verotdko19235 March 27, 2018