When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.
by nuttery October 23, 2017
Get the Alaskan Firefly mug.The most loyal girl you'll ever meet, very funny. Sometimes is scary but is fun to be around with. Will do anything to make you happy. Won't be happy unless you are too. The shy kid but most crazy when it comes to kpop. She doesn't cry in front of people only those who are close to her. If an Alisyah cries in front of you, they trust you. So comfort them and shower them with care. Protect them from any haters because they will fight back any of yours :) They are never boring even when you're just laying on the floor doing nothing, they'll make you laugh :)) And she's very steam
Alisyah is very steam and a very pretty lady ;)
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A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
by Sparty311 May 4, 2013
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"ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK?"
"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"
DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
"THAT ALASKAN DICK MASK BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES"
DRAYMOUND: "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ALASKAN DICK MASK"......... JAMAQUIS:"DO YOU WANT TO GO SKIING??"
by BURRBURRSHWASTED August 5, 2011
Get the alaskan dick mask mug.The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.
"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"
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Get the Alaskan War Horn mug.Extremely beautiful (even though she doesn't think so),smart,funny, the best girlfriend any one could ever ask for.She is wife material. She is sweet and loving but has a super bad ass mentality.She is the type to only fall in love once so that guy is pretty freaking lucky.
Once she does fall in love she is completely devoted to that guy.What ever he wants or needs its not a problem for her.She can be very shy and quiet but she is outgoing once you get to know her.She trusts very few people. Alaya is not one for violence but mess with her relationship or her family and get ready for the ass kicking of a life time. She will put her lovers needs before her own.She is very protective of the people she loves. A lot of people are intimidated by her but once you get to know her she's really nice.Being lied to is one of her biggest pet-pevs,Lying to her will not work out well for you in the end.Most people would define her as 'Perfect'. She has a hourglass shape. Not your typical 'girly girl' she's not afraid to get her hands a little dirty.Can be stubborn but she will amaze you with her determination once her mind is made up theres no changing it
*Usually from the south*
Once she does fall in love she is completely devoted to that guy.What ever he wants or needs its not a problem for her.She can be very shy and quiet but she is outgoing once you get to know her.She trusts very few people. Alaya is not one for violence but mess with her relationship or her family and get ready for the ass kicking of a life time. She will put her lovers needs before her own.She is very protective of the people she loves. A lot of people are intimidated by her but once you get to know her she's really nice.Being lied to is one of her biggest pet-pevs,Lying to her will not work out well for you in the end.Most people would define her as 'Perfect'. She has a hourglass shape. Not your typical 'girly girl' she's not afraid to get her hands a little dirty.Can be stubborn but she will amaze you with her determination once her mind is made up theres no changing it
*Usually from the south*
Guy1:"Oh who is that.?"
Guy2:"Thats Alaya!"
Guy1:"Wow she's pretty!,I would love to get to know her"
Guy2:"Yeah she is!But no bro just talk to her as a friend she is with _____ and she isn't looking for anyone else"
Guy2:"Thats Alaya!"
Guy1:"Wow she's pretty!,I would love to get to know her"
Guy2:"Yeah she is!But no bro just talk to her as a friend she is with _____ and she isn't looking for anyone else"
by A.G<3! November 3, 2012
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