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Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
I wish I could pose like an Alastair
by confusionman April 6, 2011
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Baby sniffer. /j /nsx
Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!
by a stupid duck May 14, 2022
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Alastair

A piece of Celery
Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!
by shazambandit August 15, 2010
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ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.
alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?
by roo23 December 19, 2008
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Filthy nonce
Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair
by JacobSam December 18, 2019
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Chode.
Alastair is a chode.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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A short douchebag.
That guy is such an Alastair!
by Raaaaandom December 30, 2015
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