Alastair

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair
by JacobSam December 18, 2019
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Alastair

Alastair is a chode.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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Alastair

A true coward. Weak. Cruel and unfair - often bullies women.
'thank god I'm not like alastair, I'm strong and smart'
by Fples August 27, 2019
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Alastair

A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!
by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018
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Alastair

Alastair is a guy that is really nice, cute, funny, athletic and just really genuine. He is a guy that is very down-to-earth and you can talk to about just about everything. Alastair is a great person that everyone loves and wants to be around. if you find an Alastair, never let him go. Hes perfect!
girl #1: woah hes so perfect! i think im catching feelings-
girl #2: duhh, thats Alastair!
by bilsavocado January 26, 2020
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alastair

Basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. To be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
Jake is turning into an alastair...
no i wouldnt say hes that good :P
by Al Mac March 28, 2006
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a super great guy!!! he is caring, cute, sweet, hot, athletic, and everything else that is good. he is very protective and shows his feelings really well. usually has bright blue eyes that are so cute you never want to look away. if he cares about you and/or loves you then you better hold on to him bc you will never find anyone as amazing as him. he is quite possibly the love of my life <3
me: I am in love with alastair and I always will be
alastair: I love you too, I would do anything for you and will always be here when you need me :)
by maybe im lying who knows November 16, 2016
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