most beautiful girl in the world nice to every one. all the guys are dumbass for not seeing it the kind of girl you would bring flowers to even if she dont like them has the a perfect body and always has the best thing to say and has a huge heart .
by theguywithoutachance January 11, 2012
Get the Alanis mug.Alanis is the hella happy sometimes but then sad other times type of girl.She is really pretty but thinks she is an ugly peace of shit.When she is sad everyone is concerned.She is a tough and brave girl and has gone through a battle with depression in the past but she tries to ignore it so she can be a better version of herself.One little thing fazes and she lets her emotions out when need be.Bottom line she is a badass even though she doesn’t think so.Other than that she has a big sense of humor and is VERY clumsy.She can be annoying but that’s only to make others smile.She gets embarrassed 😖 all the time.Love a Alanis because they are very special.
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1. An alien anus
2. A way of calling someone or something an asshole & a freak at the same time
1. An alien anus
2. A way of calling someone or something an asshole & a freak at the same time
by youreonastick August 25, 2006
Get the Alianus mug.Alanis is a talented girl who doesn’t know who clear skin is and the funniest and dirtiest. Alanis has lots of friends but doesn’t tell any of them niggas shit! She can be a girly girl but she also love to shoot shit up... She is the loudest in the group and acts like she doesn’t care but deep down, Alanis has secrets.
Person 1: Do you know Alanis?
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!
Person 2: Of course i do! that girl the best
Person 3: Shes all mine nigga get tf off!
by shellybellies5 May 26, 2019
Get the Alanis mug.This girl right here is one of the best kind of girl you can find, she’s a good friend, she’s caring, she’s sometimes to selfless, and so much more. She’s mad crazy and goofy though so if your not into people like that stay away lol, but if you are maybe Alanys will test your limits for weirdness is, but around certain people she might be too shy to bring out her weirdness. If you fall in love keep her, trust me it’s worth it, but if some shit happens don’t go back to her, because Alanys will put you in a fucking world of hurt. Might as well just stay as friends and she’ll be there forever
Alanys is a crazy good friend
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Get the Alanys mug.a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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by Clutch777 January 16, 2011
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