Alamoddism

The act of stopping teen pregnancy by taking it in the ass. Cause the ass doesn't have ovaries.

One dude jumps the other dude from the behind and he falls.
Other bypasser: ALAMODDISM!

by Yggyhh April 17, 2010

Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

by Imperator07 March 1, 2009

The Alamo

1. Also known as the San Antonio de Valero, a mission in San Antonio, Texas most widely known for the battle that took place there.

2. The name of the battle and the siege that took place in February and March of 1836 where hundreds (the true number of defenders is really unknown) of Texans (Tejano or white) defended the mission, now a fort, because they believe if they lose San Antonio, back then the largest city in Texas, all chances for Independence will be lost, but instead fuelled the idea of Independence.

3. The famouse battle cry used in the Battle of San Jacinto.

4. The official nickname for San Antonio.

5. The most haunted site in Texas.

6. Anything named after the battle or mission.

1. Me: I always see The Alamo while I'm wondering in Downtown San Antonio.

2. Teacher: Today we will learn the significance of the Battle of The Alamo on Texas History.

3. Texas Soldier: Remember The Alamo!!!

4. The Alamo City.

5. Scared Tourist: Holy Shit, The Alamo is Haunted!!!!

6. The Alamodome.

by Loki353637 August 5, 2008

Alamogordo

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

by LaiRaye January 12, 2007

Alamoghetto

Local name for Alamogordo, New Mexico... dustbowl of a wasteland. Empty buildings galore. So ghetto, wrecked cars just seem to fit in.

"Dude you live in Alamoghetto?"
"Yeah bro, it's basically dirt and tumbleweeds."

by starsmile85 March 7, 2011

Alamo, CA

A small unincorporated town nearby Danville, Walnut Creek, and San Ramon. Alamo kids are much more chill than Danville, Walnut Creek, or San Ramon kids, and the majority aren't stuck up like the ones mentioned. Alamo kids spend most of their time around downtown Danville, Blackhawk, the Walnut Creek downtown, or at the Alamo plaza.

You know when a kid is from Alamo, CA when they're respectful but know how to have a good time.

by She'sTheBlade September 7, 2012

Alamo Whites

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

by jesusfrickinchrist April 15, 2019