Alabama Slammer

When a guy takes a shit in a girls pussy and then has sex with her... But it's no ordinary girl, it's his sister!!! This undoubtly happens in Alabama!!

Guy 1: Yo dude, I totally Alabama slammered Emily! She loved it!
Guy 2: Emily who??

Guy 1: You know, my sister Emily!!!!

by Brizzle23 September 21, 2016

Alabama Slammer

(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.

The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 7, 2015

Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012

Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

alabama clam slammer

When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.

alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand

by Teemurph December 9, 2009

Alabama Turkey Slammer

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving

"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"

by the real dovakin November 20, 2016

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017