alfone

name of one populer graphic designer in malang indonesia

hello alfone, hai alfone, do you know alfone?

by alfonevici December 20, 2010

alfonzoism

to worship carlton banks from the fresh prince of bel-air;It's not unusual to be Carlton in any way

That short black guy is the head of the church of alfonzoism

by urdu August 22, 2007

alfonse

a bad person who bullies people to get what they want. so rude and disrespectful. he is sitting next to me right now and i can't be anymore in pain. its bothering. i cry.

omg alfonse is sitting next to me gr xd

by mirbirtles March 6, 2019

Alfonzzo

Nerd. Nerd Status.

When you have achieved Alfonzzo you are cool.

by MimDu October 17, 2008

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

alfonzo

1.a person who lacks the ability to have a meaningful conversation or an intellectual conversation and often makes inappropriate jokes and is usually perverted and not very mature.

2.a very stupid person

3.a word that can be used to describe anything or anyone with any meaning you want just keep the meaning to yourself so they will be confused and not know what you mean.

1.dude your a total alfonzo

2.man you know that new kid he was a total alfonzo.

by lucky_louie May 20, 2009