Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"

by sammykaz April 1, 2009

Almond Mom

A fitness, diet, organic, yoga, eating disorder, almond type of mom

Yolanda is an almond mom

by n1va December 23, 2022

Almond mom

A mom who is stuck in dieting culture. The mom who projects their fears of fat phobia onto their own kids. The mom who thinks she is doing good for their kids but is really causing trauma. The term originates from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”.

“I hated my almond mom. She would always make comments about my weight”

by ChungusBoi November 26, 2022

almond yak

A delicious alcoholic beverage usually served in Yurt dive-bars.

I see Chris has brought us something besides COVID to try from his last trip to Wuhan. It is a drink derived from the elusive Almond Yak!

by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

Almond fog

It’s a low lying fart cloud, often lingers for extended periods of time in one spot

Look out, almond fog, aisle 5!

by Carma75 June 18, 2018

Almond Breeze

The medicine to everything; in other words, The modern day holy water. Take a sip, and you will become as healthy as an almond tree that is grown under California sunshine.

Justin: Man that juice slaps what's it called
Becky: It's almond juice. Almond Breeze, to be exact. I've heard that the president beat covid by drinking this.

by dropwlrcartitiredofleakssmh October 7, 2020

Amondi

The most trustworthy, funniest, kindest girl you'll ever meet. Whether you've known her for 10 years or 10 days this girl will be your best friend and your sister. She knows you better than you know yourself and will always be here. She's the prettiest girl ever (after Billie Eilish 🤭)

Find yourself an Amondi.

"I don't know how I feel..."
"Talk to Amondi, she'll know exactly what to say and she won't tell anybody else"

by AMMO'S SISTER 😘😘😘😘 December 10, 2020