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aging hippie douchebag

A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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Aging Beauty

Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.
“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”

“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”
by ilovecottoncandy January 3, 2020
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Aging Rockstar

While titty fucking, you shoot the load right onto the chin. While it's dripping down, she begins to scream, and therefore is like an aging rockstar.
Dude, she let me titty fuck her and I pulled an aging rockstar on her. She screamed as it dripped down her chin, but I couldn't stop laughing.
by 67Stang October 22, 2008
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aging gracefully

What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.

Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 10, 2016
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Aging at the speed of white

A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)
You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!

Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...

You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.
by LingDanc803 October 19, 2023
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Aging like fine wine

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"
by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024
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