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Alabama pork pie

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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alabama pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezar.
by Matt Mugg November 4, 2007
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Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023
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ADABANA

Adabana means fruitless flower, but also means fake love
'Dance as your true self, the laser tears up the darkness
An ephemeral night is unreliable; Do you know “ADABANA”?' -lyrics from Flower Power of GG
by Yoomomma November 15, 2012
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no alabama

It’s like the phraseno homo” but with incest
My cousin is kinda cute no Alabama
by Kkfigens January 27, 2019
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Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
by Duneedon September 4, 2019
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Sweet Home Alabama

From the song Sweet Home Alabama, known for being played as an indicator for incest.
"Name something you used as a partner to practice kissing"

"Sister"

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by an average memer January 22, 2019
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