Afterpee

When someone dribbles urine on themselves after believing they were finished using the toilet.

Mark was annoyed when he got afterpee on his underwear.

by PColumbus May 20, 2016

afterwank

After when you have a wank, you pull your cock up and down and hold it down in the space of 5 seconds or so and it's like a fraction of an orgasm.

"My god, Judith makes afterwank so good"

by Adz12 September 15, 2007

Aftertweet

Like an afterthought, this is when you tweet more than once in a 10 minute period following your previous tweet and related to your previous tweet, but not a specific add-on to the previous tweet.

(5 minutes after tweeting about the long line...) As an aftertweet, the guy in line in front of me smells like an old lunch box at the beginning of the year when it's been shut all Summer.

by Kaelem January 25, 2011

Afterpee

When you have to pee after you pee but you can’t pee because you just peed.

Damn, I have the afterpee, I JUST PEED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET RID OF THIS FEELING!!??!!

by Ella Robbie January 28, 2018

afterwind

(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.

"Wow... oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. ...Glad no one else is in my room."

by WingFragment January 21, 2014

afterweeks

a period of several weeks following an event.

"The strike lasted only a day, but in the afterweeks products were still scarce."

by SlickSF February 18, 2022

aftertweet

the second thoughts that you just had after you a) ran out of characters or b) hit the enter button on Twitter.

I tweeted him and told him he was being stupid, but as an 'aftertweet', I explained that I was feeling cranky that day.

I added the address of the party as an 'aftertweet'.

by jane the impaler April 19, 2011