Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Afterbang

After throwing down your tightest move on the hill, leaning back with your hand on the front of your pants and chilling as you ride away like its no big deal.

His afterbang on the kangaroo flip made it seem like he wasnt even trying

by kingofthegroms August 27, 2009

afterbar

Party after the bars close, where the drinking continues until the sun comes up.

We are having a huge afterbar tonight.

by wisconsin September 29, 2004

afterboggles

The state of the mind after seeing something so astonishing (good or bad) that the astonishment is revisited over a period of time, much like aftershocks from an earthquake.

A woman from Pennsylvania once asked members of my band, "Where are y'uns-all from?" That bizarre construction had me suffering afterboggles for days.

by Chuck Lawhorn May 20, 2005

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012