afterpoo

The urge to poo after you've already done your business.

I just dropped some kids off at the pool and now I got afterpoo.

by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006

Afterpoop

Any residual feces left in a public toilet after its earlier use and (presumed) flushing.

May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.

As Tanya reluctantly opened the lone unoccupied stall, her fears were confirmed; the odour within the restroom had indeed heralded the afterpoop that she now gazed upon.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Afterpoof

When someone farts after sex.

Wow, Sally really afterpoofed there!

by JohnCamp May 2, 2010

Afterpoon Delight

The act of placing at Zyn pouch inside a woman's poon, engaging in sexual intercourse, and performing cunnilingus to retrieve the Zyn.

"Bob, why does your breath smell like Wintergreen tuna?"
I just had a little afterpoon delight, David.

by Zynnie the Poon July 20, 2022

Afterplops

A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.

I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.

by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025