by hamburger2020 November 27, 2020
Adopt Me is an RPG game released on the game platform Roblox. It's objective is mainly on adopting babies and/or pets.
This game is by far the most popular Roblox game, with 1.6M peak concurrent players, and over 11.5B visits.
This game is by far the most popular Roblox game, with 1.6M peak concurrent players, and over 11.5B visits.
No matter where, the people in my Roblox group chat can't stop talking about their Adopt Me red pandas.
by The7Guy August 20, 2020
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by i.make.weird.definitions. August 07, 2020
the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.
kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by riganman!@# April 30, 2020
some stupid game that some how got popular, it would have been an OK game if it wasn't for these stupid and worthless PETS, and is SOME HOW the ENTIRE REASON IT GOT POPULAR. does it do anything special? NO , does it have any value to any thing? ZERO, IS IT SOMETHING WORTH SCAMMMMMERS TIME? ABOSLUTELY YES, scammers waste their time on this, J U S T 0 I Q
by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021
Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.
by Ultimateidk November 06, 2020