Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

avification

A literary term defined as giving avian(bird-like) qualities to an inanimate object.

Ex. Time flies

by MikeR April 14, 2004

Alification

ali-fi-cation
Alification (Verb)- "to become associated with Allie and all of her wonderful b.s."

Rabbit went through Alification now he is Allie's Husband

by ElysianAf August 10, 2016

Altification

The joy of having ones virginity so intact that you have more than one character in a guild of your own creation to help you in any of the online multi-player games. Chiefly Everquest.

Hey there goes Bob and his new army of toons in that guild he created.

What guild is that?

Altification.

by Sgtballz July 10, 2012

Addication

Like addition, but more technical

readme.md Nick is just a minor author with a small addication to this source

by Chattersworld-Chameleon May 10, 2022

Addieiction

an Addieiction (ad • ee • ick • shun) is a way comedic way to remind your dearest Addie about their Starbucks and caffeine addiction. It shows the connection between any Addie's soul to any drink with caffeine inside of it.

You have an Addieiction to Starbucks.

by tigrval June 1, 2022

Agification

Another Birth year to be celebrated.

I can't believe my agification is coming up next week.

by Marijuana Girl April 22, 2023