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Alberto

The best motherfucker you will ever see. Also known as Lil Dawg, this motherfucker got sauce, is a sexy man and can attract any bitch he wants, even your hoe homie. Fuck will him and u gonna get fucked up.
I wish I was Alberto brah.
by OBJ bitch April 20, 2018
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Alberto

A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.
Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
by Michelle2 February 13, 2012
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Albertosaurus

Albertosaurus (/ælˌbɜ rtəˈsɔ rəs/; meaning "Alberta lizard") is a genus of tyrannosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in western North America during the Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago. The type species, Albertosaurus sarcophagus, was apparently restricted in range to the modern-day Canadian province of Alberta, after which the genus is named. Scientists disagree on the content of the genus, with some recognizing Gorgosaurus libratus as a second species.

As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.
Since the first discovery in 1884, fossils of more than 30 individuals have been recovered, providing scientists with a more detailed knowledge of Albertosaurus anatomy than is available for most other tyrannosaurids. The discovery of 26 individuals at one site provides evidence of pack behaviour and allows studies of ontogeny and population biology, which are impossible with lesser-known dinosaurs.
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Alberto

The most amazing guy you will ever have the chance to talk to. A guy that is typically of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. Is athletic and very smart. He is loyal and caring when it comes to friends. He is extremely handsome and can play different instruments. Many girls want to be with him. He knows the value of his own greatness. Tends to be self-confident and social. At first he may seem quiet, but once you get to know him, you realize what you have been missing out on. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Getting to know him is an adventure. Seeing him around is breath-taking. Girls are jealous of the girls he talks to. Guys are jealous because he is always surrounded by girls. He rarely has a girlfriend though.
"Hey that guy is so sweet and cute!"
"Yeah, that's Alberto! <3 "
by Secret Letters August 30, 2013
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Alberto

A nice boy with a good heart and is very brave boy respects other people

Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer
Alberto is impeccable
by Ninjatito124 August 23, 2017
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Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
by el_che April 25, 2006
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Alberto

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK
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