Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

by jadiepower s January 3, 2016

Accomodator

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex

Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?

by JubboOO April 19, 2005

accomodater

a sex toy which you strap around your head, placing a rather large dong on your chin, so when you're down on the ole' vag, you can also achieve penetration

Ooops! I didn't mean to accomodate your red eye!

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

Accommodate

An old-school Aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).

"If you wanna be a fuckarse, I'll accommodate ya!"

or

"He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. I accommodated him no hassles"

by Summers May 21, 2007

Accommodate

When a partner wears the accomodator (an oral sex device consisting of a rubber penis which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. It may be inserted in a vagina, a butt hole, or an oral recipient. Accommodation isn't for the weak.

Jim accommodated Jan's butthole last night. Shit got intense.

by Christian Rice January 15, 2009