Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

awktarded

an adjective used to describe someone who is awkward almost to the point of being retarded

I dumped him when I realized how awktarded he was.

by eyeseegee October 31, 2010

ackward

When awkward just isn't quite enough. More awkward than the awkward turtle.

"Did you see that guy spitting his game?"
"Yea, he looked straight ackward"

by wink91wink November 10, 2009

Ackward

An incorrect way of saying Awkward. Most people will go along with it and not say anything, but eventually someone will point out that you have been saying it wrong your whole life.

--"Dude, that was so ackward"

--"Did you just say 'ackward'"

--"yeahh?"

--"uh, you say AWKward. Not, ACKward."

by AwkwardTurtle1115 January 26, 2011

acetard

A goated sexy person that Never lost a ratio.

Ppl will copy him of his goatness. So much Acetard clones. If you see a light profile pic on discord that’s the real one.

Acetard: tiktok

Acetard: discord

by Acetard fan December 5, 2021

ackwardo

an expression that can be used in extremely ackward to the core situations. Rythmed typically.

salvatrucha #1: jorge broke up wid me. a la gran puta.
salvatrucha #2: ackwardo
salvatrucha #1: edwardo?
salvatrucha #3: why you guys frontin' fo?

by Fanor January 31, 2008

awktard

An awkward bastard.

I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard

by Squirrellyness July 2, 2009