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Achille is an intuitive and creative soul who is passionate and opinionated. He's a true friend who knows how to play it cool and chill, but he also knows how to support you when the going gets rough. He's got loads of talent at all his hobbies and he's always learning. He's the original sigma male and the most evolved form of mankind. If you know an Achille, be sure to pledge your undying fealty to him.
Achille, Lord King among men, let me be your vassal and follow in your footsteps from my evolution from Chad Alpha to Achille Sigma.
Achille by Vaca Gorda November 1, 2022
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Achille's Shoulder 

The act of accidentally ejaculating on one's own shoulder. As a result, the embarassing cleanup cripples the man much like the famous greek hero Achille.
While Steve was stuffing Desirai in the back of his truck, he pulled out early and accidentally gave himself a real sticky Achille's Shoulder.

achille van aker 

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.
"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

achille becker 

It’s the most beautiful man you never meet and he is so nice
achille becker by I am stupid February 11, 2018

Achilles Complex 

The condition that some people have where their fatal flaw is hubris. Hubris is having too much pride to the point of thinking that they do not need help and can do anything on their own without outside help, even when the situation is a snipe with a shotgun.

The condition comes from Achilles in the Trojan War where the gods told him he could not kill all of the Trojans without help but he charged on anyways, which led to his death. The pride inside of him made him charge into battle so he could keep his pride instead of lose his pride, and then his honor.

It's probably best to let the person with Achilles Complex to find out their own way that they will need help with the task at hand. If you insist on helping before they ask, you will miss one thing and another will happen. You will miss them actually asking for help (they just rejected all of their pride), and jumping in before they ask will just anger them. All you can do is wait for their call for help. Then, if you are not a douche, you will help. If you are a douche, then you should kill yourself before the person with Achilles Complex does.
Me: Hey check out the hot blondes over by the pool.
Sam: You will just be shot down. Look around.
Me: I'm doing it anyways.
Sam: You really do have the Achilles Complex. Want my help?
Me: Hell no. If I wanted it, I would have asked.
Sam: Ok. Good luck.

Achillean 

Achillean (also known as Men Loving Men (MLM), Apollian and Chaeronean) refers to men or masculine-aligned person who is attracted to other men or men-aligned people. This attraction doesn't have to be exclusive, as the label is used in a way to unify all men who love other men such as gay (vincian) men, bisexual men, pansexual men, etc, promoting solidarity among men of all identities. Since achillean is an umbrella term, it is typically not used as an identity on it's own, however it can be if desired.
He is in an achillean relationship

They are achillean
Achillean by luqqs September 4, 2020

Song of Achilles 

A book written by Madeline Miller that is written from the point of view of Patroclus, a close friend and lover of the famous Achilles. The book made many people sob their eyes out and educated them, since Miller did extensive historical research for the book. It's a very well-written book and is a favorite to millions.
Person 1: Hey, have you read Song of Achilles?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Is it good?
Person 1: Oh yeah it's great! It made me sob for a whole hour when I finished! So heart-wrenching!