Abenezer is a cool and handsome guy.
He is probably the funniest toughest and most attractive guy you will ever meet. But he also has feelings, so if he likes someone he will probably keep It to himself for a while. But he also takes stuff seriously. He is a really good friend and boyfriend, so if you mess with him or one of his close friends he will defend them. He is also the best kisser and hugger you will ever meet. So if you have a chance to get with him you have to take it.
Abenezer is very kind and he also has curly and soft hair.
He is probably the funniest toughest and most attractive guy you will ever meet. But he also has feelings, so if he likes someone he will probably keep It to himself for a while. But he also takes stuff seriously. He is a really good friend and boyfriend, so if you mess with him or one of his close friends he will defend them. He is also the best kisser and hugger you will ever meet. So if you have a chance to get with him you have to take it.
Abenezer is very kind and he also has curly and soft hair.
by Ordinary4325 October 7, 2019
Get the Abenezer mug.The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
by YAWA August 21, 2016
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Get the gamer absence mug.The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
Get the Absentee Printing mug.Ayena is usually a beautiful, pretty, just drop dead gorgeous girl that everyone wants. With her brown eyes and her lush hair, she makes all the boys melt. She is smart and really talented and has a great ass. All the guys want her and she has no clue, they usually are really insecure making them not cocky or doesn't think too much of herself. She is very athletic or musical. They make great girlfriends and are amazing in bed making them crazy hot. Are normally attracted to white guys with opposite features like blonde hair, blue eyes and have boyfriends with common names like Michael, Josh, Nick, Matthew, etc. They are just the sweetest girls but can come off as being mean sometimes don't let that fool you cause they can be crazy in bed. Ayena's are in something musical like band or orchestra and also play sports, kind of got it all. All the guys in high school want her because she is so one of a kind not like your average white bitch. Any guy is lucky to have a beautiful girl named Ayena.
Guy 1: "Dam who's that she's beautiful! "
Guy 2: "That's Ayena, she's way out of your League "
Guy 1: "Ughh why are all the pretty ones so fucking hard to get."
Guy 2: "That's Ayena, she's way out of your League "
Guy 1: "Ughh why are all the pretty ones so fucking hard to get."
by koolio09876 November 22, 2018
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When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
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