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Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name
by totallyurmom February 27, 2022
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assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.
(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005
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assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
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Absana

Absana is currently one of the worlds best known Counter-Strike players, having gained recognition for his quick-scope scouting method.

Throughout his years of playing professional Counter-Strike, he has been tainted with rumours of cheating in the competitive field.

Although he has competed in various international competitions in the past, yet the legitimacy of this players incredible aim and overall abilities in the game of Counter-Strike continue to be put under question.

Although he does not receive much media attention, he is much talked about within the Counter-Strike community and also a well known player in the Australian Scene.

The word is now used commonly to make reference to cheaters in a mocking, humurous manner.
OMFG NOOB, YOU CHEATER. WHAT ARE YOU? ABSANA!?

TURN THEM OFF ABSANA.

Omg man, I was playing bloodstrike the other day and there was this totally absana guy cheating his arse off! ruined the game for all of us.

WTF that whole clan was being blatantly absana!
by Charlie Walker August 14, 2006
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assman

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.
Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties
by Flamin Spaz November 9, 2012
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assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009
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