asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

Ascending

So when drinking we go sober>buzzed>drunk but when smoking we go sober>?>high. Not anymore! Sober>Ascending>High!

Yo man, I just hit that blunt and I'm ascending so fast rite now!

by ShAdOwo.O~ June 7, 2017

Absounding

The art of putting a dildo in your ass while inserting something into your penis

Absailing and sounding

Matt was ABSOUNDING with his girlfriends vibrator in his ass and his electric toothbrush in his eye end.

by Big Bob 76 May 11, 2011

AscendingSwords

a hacker that is cool and intelligent unlike a Mia.

oh hello AscendingSwords

by AscendingSwords May 28, 2022

Ashonding

The act of putting together a jigsaw puzzle

I've been ashonding all night at the kitchen table. The puzzle is very difficult.

by CivilEng101 October 27, 2022

IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023