Alistair:
A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"
"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."
"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"
"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"
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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"
"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."
"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"
"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"
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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"
"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
by Alist er August 22, 2012
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Example: Someone who makes fun/discriminates someone in a wheelchair or someone with down syndrome.
Example: Someone who makes fun/discriminates someone in a wheelchair or someone with down syndrome.
Abby - "People in wheelchairs are retarded."
Sandy - "Wow you are such an ableist."
Abby is an ableist because she said people in wheelchairs are retarded. Not true.
Sandy - "Wow you are such an ableist."
Abby is an ableist because she said people in wheelchairs are retarded. Not true.
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Get the Christian Allister mug.A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
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by stefoka January 4, 2012
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