Abilene

A town full of great people dispise the stereotypes.
It has alot of lovely woman of ALL colors.
It is not a cowboy state,it is a nice mix between a big city and small independent farms.

Person 1: Man this city rocks!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: I will always live in Abilene!
Person 2: 325, Reprauuuhzent!

by KGarner325 April 5, 2012

abilene

Descriptive of the refreshing coolness of the underside of a pillow.

He was hot and uncomfortable and the abilene pillow was just what he needed to get to sleep.

by franchez July 16, 2008

abilene

the father of mourning

abilene...the father of mourning...pretty straightforward

by samdog361 September 28, 2007

road to Abilene

A "road to Abilene" is when a group collectively decides to do something which no individual in the group really wants to do. The term comes from the Abilene Paradox, demonstrated by the story of a family who decides to travel 53 miles north to Abilene for ice cream. On the way back, they begin arguing after realizing that none of them wanted to go in the first place.

"Every one knows that Corporate project sucks, but we're all marching full steam ahead anyway... It's a total road to Abilene."

by Joe Chicago April 21, 2008

abilene christian

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from

My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team

by kinda true May 12, 2021

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

by Fourndog September 11, 2014

Abilene

Any mother, but especially step-mothers, who blame innocent children for their adult relationship problems. They are masters of projections specializing in bullying the youngest humans.

My mom was a classic Abilene. Your mom sounds like an Abilene.

by AbileneSucks November 30, 2025