AYFKMWTS

Are You Fucking Kidding Me With This Shit?!

46% of the country is planning to vote for McCain/Palin?! AYFKMWTS?!

by luomat November 3, 2008

AYFS

Chat acronym for Are You Fu**ing Serious?

Bill: I saw your mom down by the pier last night.
Jim: AYFS?

by Flek Ricci January 21, 2007

AYHSMB

All You Haters Suck My Balls

AYHSMB was written on a custom bicycle wheel, first referenced on Bike Snob NYC:

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-just-in-deep-section-rims-provide.html

by Steve C SF December 9, 2008

afsmok

Pronounced "ay eff smoke ay" (ay rhymes with hay).

Means "Away from Keyboard, Smoking".

afsmok, brb (be right back).

by ViniH March 1, 2008

AYFKM

Are you f*cking kidding me?

After my girlfriend said we were no longer hitting it, I said "AYFKM?". She said "yes" and introduced me to her new man. Damn!

by JDawg0821 October 18, 2007

aysmd

aysmd is an acronym for “are you shitting my dick”

friend-taylor swift just came out with a new album did you see?
you- no way aysmd right now

by milfordilf September 9, 2021

ayfkm

are you fucking kidding me? One my favorite phrases!

Hey I saw Tom Dalay on tv today! reply AYFKM I thought that fuck was in jail.

by h2o dude May 8, 2009