Lori Awesome 2.0

"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome". 

No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!

A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!

Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.

That concert you gave rocked! You're Lori Awesome 2.0!
Have a Lori Awesome 2.0 Day!!!

by Lmguitar October 13, 2011

awesamdude

Awesamdude is a twitch stream who plays in the dreamsmp, pogchamp

Me:So who is awesamdude?
You: He’s a twitch stream who plays on the smp , hes one of my favourite streamer , poggers

by Blossomkelsey October 20, 2020

awesomeface

1) n. A smiley face, originally used as an emoticon, representing "ridiculous childish glee". Also known as "Awesome Smiley".

2) v. To pull a facial expression similar to an AwesomeFace, especially as a reaction to something awesome, funny, or that otherwise creates a feeling of "ridiculous childish glee".

2) Freddie Wong's last Super Mario video was so epic, I awesomefaced.

by PHR April 4, 2011

awesmug

Inspiring awe in some even while being characterized by others inclined to dislike him/her/it/them as "full of himself/herself/itself/themselves" or "smug."

Dante Shepherd, creator of the chalkboard based webcomic "Surviving the World," is amazing, awesome, and full of himself. He is awesmug.

by Jakeishere September 30, 2010

Cunt Fucking Awesome

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

by Wumbly February 24, 2009

Minecraft awesome parodys

A kid who sings minecraft parodys ironically and has been in many youtubers videos.

Person 1: who is minecraft awesome parodys?
Person 2: MIIIIINE DIAAAAAAMOOOOOONDS
Person 1: play that noteblock nicely

by Gizrik May 19, 2017

Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops

A Sega Genesis game by Time Warner Interactive, where you play basketball as Dick Vitale commentates. It was shot into the modern gaming scene when Scott the Woz made his 100th video about it.

"Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops is amazing! It's the perfect blend of Dick and Vitale!"

by caedyn January 5, 2019