assbag 

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

assbag by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

Assbag 

The combination of an asshole and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such an assbag !

Assbag by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

assbag 

someone who acts like a bag full of ass

"Ya know that guy Johnny, well he's a real assbag"

assbag by hewchardon May 22, 2003

Assbag 

A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.

ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....

Assbag by THE EX GF August 15, 2011

assbag 

The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.

Hey Dildo, why don't you and these other assbags get outa here!

assbag by Gecko March 29, 2005

Assbag 

An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one

Aidan was such an assbag to Tina at the party yesterday, he called her a fat gay slut.

Assbag by db63 December 5, 2017

assbag 

1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).

1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

assbag by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004