assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

by you July 22, 2004

assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

by KorbenD February 28, 2005

Assed

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verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey January 22, 2009

ASSed

Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud

Person 1: I ASSed so hard in the library when you sent me that meme haha
Person 2: Lmao nice

by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

assed

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

by bigpeepeepoopooenergy December 19, 2018

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005