aspe

Main meaning: Idiot

Person 1: Your such an aspe
Person 2: I know (sigh)

by marcdamelio April 11, 2020

ASP

Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)

Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!

by SkyMetal666 July 14, 2011

ASP

ASP more commonly known as Average Sized Penis

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"

by ayedotkay October 29, 2020

Asps

Word for those snap together things on coats no one knows the names of.

Steve took a moment to do up the asps on his coat.

by SK Bishop October 21, 2011

ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

by The finger bandit May 7, 2014

asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

by Person#101245 July 5, 2016

asp

euphemism for "ass"

He managed to defend himself and cover his asp

by biwan0 April 8, 2021