alcoballs

Having your balls grow 10x larger by consuming an excessive amount of alcohol.

* Steve thought he could fuck up anyone at the bar due to his alcoballs.
* Steve's alcoballs couldn't help him when the whole bar jumped him.
* Steve needed alcoballs to talk to the pretty blonde by the bar.

by Nas Nasir October 22, 2008

ascock

noun:
An unrolled condom, tied neatly around the base of the penis and furled, like an ascot, to present a penis in regal fashion.

"I put on an ascock before I smashed, so she would feel like a princess." - RP

by TexasRawdog April 23, 2016

asmobeus the gay

asmobeus is a gay person and 100% fruity asf. also very funny and a cool person, often simps for fictional characters (which isnt healthy but whatever)

asmobeus the gay is a cool person

by obeyme.official June 18, 2021

Asobitah

Meaning 1: A person who is apart of the Rin Asobi Community

Meaning 2: A person who you have looked up to, betraying you

Meaning 1 Sentence:

Why are you an asobitah, it’s pretty bad thing to be

Meaning 2 Sentence:

your such an asobitah and its effecting me

by SH3LL5W1TCH December 8, 2020

arcobaleno

the italian term for a rainbow.

Guardare quell' arcobaleno bello!

by Sir Mixallot August 28, 2007

Ascot International School

The students scream for house points

ascot international school is shit

by High11 May 23, 2020

whore’ascope

Whore’scope: a list of names of sexual partners that promiscuous people keep in a little black book, index card, rolodex or any other method of archiving information so to keep track, count or just for remembering sake of who they have had sexual relations with. Can be valuable information for potential spouses similar to how A Car-Fax report would be for people shopping for cars. Unfortunately a whore’ascope is not information shared openly. But one thing is more than likely to happen. You will get laid, sucked off, and if that person keeps a whore’ascope, you will be added to that list. Only real question left to ponder is was it worth it or will it have been worth it? Cause some whores are better than others and some are just a whoriffic mistake.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

After stumbling upon Amber’s whore’ascope notebook. And realizing just how diverse and long the list was. It helps to explain just why she is the way she is and why she has so many toxic short lived relationships. The entire scope of her whore like ways would have helped me not get so emotionally attached to her. Lesson here is one must treat a whore like a whore. Otherwise you would be expecting too much from the damaged and wounded and emotional disappointment is all you are left with if not a STD along with it.

by LuvH8Luv November 17, 2022