Amber Heard

Shitting the bed.

• failing completely

Guy 1: dude, how'd you do on the exam?
Guy 2: oh dude I totally did an Amber Heard.

by ZCdsac saf June 03, 2022

Amber Heard

the act of shitting in the bed and blaming someone else

"Dude, my girlfriend's crazy. She tried to Amber Heard me.

by objectionhearsay April 28, 2022

Amber Heard

The act of cumming while shitting on a bed

Did you see what Kevin did last night? He committed Amber Heard while fucking her gf

by Zentheux May 06, 2022

amber heard

worst actress ever, lying whore and bitch

friend: omg look at her *points to skank*
other friend: ugh what an amber heard

by April 30, 2022

Amber Heard

When a person literally shits in a bed.

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?

by Dyl-Doe Brown April 26, 2022

Amber Heard

When you want to take revenge on your partner so you claim they abused you and take a shit on their side of the bed

Me: Bro I left my ex-wife with a massive Amber Heard
Him: What's an Amber Heard?
Me: I left a massive dookie on her bed

by moproblemsmosolutions May 01, 2022

Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 03, 2022