ALG is both a group of people that epitomize Internet culture and the location at which they gather.
ALG started at a gaming organization known as ANTAGONIST, Inc. Originally meeting at the "ANT Live Games" chat room in the late 90s, the group gathered nightly to compete in chat room games of their own creation. However, ANTAGONIST, Inc. died, and the group sought refuge in their own private chats. Since the death of ANT, they have only become stronger. This group of advanced computer-users has not only assimilated all Internet culture and world cultures, but also create their own trends that diffuse throughout the Internet like an infectious plague.
The group also has a second identity of CSC, which stands for Crdwyn Sucks Cock. Crdwyn is a witch that caused ANT Live Games to turn to complete crap months before ANT died. In protest, the group met at a new location of "CSC" to display their dissatisfaciton with her. The name ALG was almost nonexistent for a period of time, but presently the group has returned to its original title (ALG).
It is difficult for outsiders to comprehend and be accepted into the fast-paced society that ALG is. ALG has an exclusive dialect that derives from an amalgamation of Internet lingo and countless sources of world culture. ALGers are quick to be offensive and think nothing should be censored, including racial and sexual slurs.
see also: CSC
see also: YOLT
ALG started at a gaming organization known as ANTAGONIST, Inc. Originally meeting at the "ANT Live Games" chat room in the late 90s, the group gathered nightly to compete in chat room games of their own creation. However, ANTAGONIST, Inc. died, and the group sought refuge in their own private chats. Since the death of ANT, they have only become stronger. This group of advanced computer-users has not only assimilated all Internet culture and world cultures, but also create their own trends that diffuse throughout the Internet like an infectious plague.
The group also has a second identity of CSC, which stands for Crdwyn Sucks Cock. Crdwyn is a witch that caused ANT Live Games to turn to complete crap months before ANT died. In protest, the group met at a new location of "CSC" to display their dissatisfaciton with her. The name ALG was almost nonexistent for a period of time, but presently the group has returned to its original title (ALG).
It is difficult for outsiders to comprehend and be accepted into the fast-paced society that ALG is. ALG has an exclusive dialect that derives from an amalgamation of Internet lingo and countless sources of world culture. ALGers are quick to be offensive and think nothing should be censored, including racial and sexual slurs.
see also: CSC
see also: YOLT
I chatted in ALG all day.
Yeah, I'm an ALGer.
ALG PWNZ ALL!!!!!111111111111
ROFLCOPTER YOU GOT DONUTPONED @ ALG TONITE
Yeah, I'm an ALGer.
ALG PWNZ ALL!!!!!111111111111
ROFLCOPTER YOU GOT DONUTPONED @ ALG TONITE
by Centra the Sage July 15, 2004
by IsaacYaner August 06, 2022
Ass licking gorgeous. A woman so beautiful you'd go down on her brown. A girl so fine her butt-hole has got to taste like wine. A female so attractive that if she farted on your face you'd take a big whiff.
Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears (before her ass got fat and nasty), Carmen Electra and (insert name of the female celebrity you find most attractive) are all "ALG."
Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.
Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.
by FVW October 28, 2009
Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.
by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009
1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.
2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.
Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.
Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"
2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.
Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.
Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"
<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..
*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*
<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!
*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*
<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!
by NefariousThey February 07, 2007
by anonymous333rabbit January 29, 2021