albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.

My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!

by michael lowe May 25, 2007

Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!

by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

albinoblacksheep

The hub of countless flash videos, random images and text files, and hilarious chat logs.

I love albinoblacksheep. It makes my pants like a tent.

by Roar June 15, 2003

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

albino thunder

one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.

damn son hes keepin' it gangsta like albino thunder.

by stever November 26, 2004