by Kusana January 13, 2020
Get the Akora mug.Akera's are sweet and loving girl who would just about do anything for their friends, family and hubby/boyfriend.
She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.
She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.
Which isnt fair.
If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.
Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.
And girls sometimes wish they were her.
Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.
She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
She is popular and is sometimes a dumbass.
She would put others pain on himself to make them feel happy even if he had a bad day.
Which isnt fair.
If you know an Akera, pamper her every now and then because he deserves it.
Boys envy her hubby/Boyfriend.
And girls sometimes wish they were her.
Boy names beginning with C, J and G usually fall for her.
She is hard to stay mad at and usually makes you laugh alot.
She is sometimes bitchy
by kissable_ November 29, 2011
Get the Akera mug.The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.
Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!
Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Man: *Dies violent death*
by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008
Get the Mikael Åkerfeldt mug.Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.
Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.
by The_Mark July 10, 2019
Get the Akerna mug.Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn't wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.
I had a huge crush on her, but as soon as we got into a relationship, doing romantic things with her felt uncomfortable. I think I might be akoiromantic.
by dustsoot July 21, 2014
Get the akoiromantic mug.Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.
Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.
Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.
"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"
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by yeeha March 28, 2009
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