aprilights

The lights that still haven't been taken down from Christmas because the owners are too lazy.

Gee, Mum, probably time to take down the aprilights because half of them don't work anymore.

by MaBro July 20, 2008

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021

Asslight gaykeep girlballs

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022

Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 19, 2020

Asslighting

When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off

"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"

by FarawayAssGang March 11, 2021

Asslightenment

"Asslightenment" -Andrew Grizzle 2020
the enlightenment of the ass

Asslightenment is the only true way

by Jaey625 November 12, 2020

Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

by Film Time December 20, 2023