violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

by Chris.G July 31, 2010

prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009

Herbal Agreement

An herbal agreement is an acknowledged contract, the terms of which have been agreed upon where payment for items or services is paid in marijuana.

Devin and his mom had an herbal agreement he'd have her car washed by this Friday.

by BalkyB December 15, 2014

Oral Agreement

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.

Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"

by Insane V April 23, 2004

Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.

by angrygf February 12, 2010

Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it

are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details

by jaffaw July 16, 2009