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Icant afford

Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your best bet is to go for an Ishuffle, which is quite possibly the worst piece of technology ever invented. Your better off just buying towellets.
Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod!
Bill: Cool, But Icant afford it!

OR

Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod
Bill: Awesome! Look at my new Icant afford it!
by Whatevs forever July 19, 2009
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Can’t afford it

When a young nigga is broke.
Hey who wants to go to the sixers game?

Welp can’t afford it
by Ohshitbih January 5, 2019
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affordabling

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08
When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "
by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008
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Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.
Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!
by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015
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alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.
Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.
by hannah613 April 25, 2010
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Maria Alford

Maria is absolutely perfect in all ways, they're beautiful, funny and loud but we all love their goofiness.

We all appreciate them so much.
On a scale of 1 - 10 they'd be an 11.
Maria is so kind, amazing and an all over amazing human being.

We all love them.
Bella: Maria Alford is perfect, I love them so much.
Brooklyn: Maria Alford Is so kind, sweet, and generous.
by BellaForTheWin April 9, 2021
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