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ADHD

A disorder that can make you fidgety, have trouble remembering things, or just stare off into space. I have it and tbh it doesn’t completely suck
Person: i have adhd
Percy Jackson fan: omg must be a demigod
by Greekgeek001 April 12, 2019
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ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder: ADHD can be very misinterpreted, just because you have trouble focusing on homework and have a lot of energy doesn't necessarily mean you have ADHD, is one of the most common childhood disorders and can continue through adolescence and adulthood. Symptoms include difficulty staying focused and paying attention, difficulty controlling behavior, and hyperactivity. If you're sitting at your phone or your computer and you click on random shit because you don't know what to do or if you're too impatient on a screen and you click on whatever shit pops up first, this is impulsive behavior a symptom of ADHD. I think the most misunderstood shit is that people with ADHD can't be smart. Like if you've ever tested ADHD in a place that doesn't understand shit, they'll ask you how you do in school, if you say you're a fuckin good student,they'll automatically assume you don't have ADHD which is total shit.
"ADHD is the hardest shit to overcome"
by genericusername1234 June 5, 2015
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A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.
"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"
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ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is a very real disorder that is over diagnosed. People with ADHD have difficulty sitting still, being quiet, and focusing on things at length. These sensations are difficult to explain unless you have them; it is not that the person does not want to focus, or that they are stupid. When someone with ADHD tries to focus on something, the thought often slips away, or is replaced by another thought - minutes later they will realize they have lost focus.

When a person who does not have ADHD takes ADHD medication, they get high. When a person with ADHD takes ADHD medication, they feel calm, and can focus on things for the first time in their lives.

People with behavioral issues unrelated to the disorder (acting out, seeking attention, etc.) are often incorrectly diagnosed with ADHD. People who just want the diagnosis so they can get their hands on ADHD drugs will pretend to have ADHD symptoms, as well. This is very frustrating, as it diminishes the integrity of those who actually have ADHD, and require medicine to be able to function like normal people can.

People with ADHD are often above average in intelligence. When they are given medication and can function without a mental handicap keeping them down, their whole lives can change for the better.
Damaged child: Look at me! Look at me! Give me attention!

Stupid teacher: Oh dear, he must have ADHD.

Drug abuser: Shit man, I need some Adderal.
Hey doctor, um, I'm having trouble focusing, and stuff.

Stupid doctor: Must be ADHD.

Person born with ADHD: I don't know why it's so difficult to focus in class. This is extremely frustrating, and I just want it to go away.

Intelligent doctor: Here's some Vyvanse. Take one a day, and you will be able to focus like everyone else can.
by //... February 4, 2009
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audhd

combination of adhd and autism
mostly used as a tag on social media
#audhd
by treeeeeeeeeee November 4, 2022
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ADHD

ADHD(Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is a mental disorder where the prefrontal cortex part of the brain is underdeveloped, so it produces less dopamine and norepinephrine than an average brain. This makes concentrating and remembering things difficult and can sometimes lead to hyperactivity, impulsivity, and inattentiveness. Treatment includes counseling along with medications like Adderall, Ritalin, and Modafinil. Methiopropamine works too.
Kevin: I have ADHD so I take Ritalin and use a notebook to stay organized.
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Awful lot of ADHD!

Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".
Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.

Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.

Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021
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