I gave him my ABF after he called me a hoe.
If you think my RBF is scary... you don't wanna see my ABF.
If you think my RBF is scary... you don't wanna see my ABF.
by Linzatx November 22, 2016

by Me!!!! :) April 9, 2009

Absolutely Bloody Final - Acronym that is used when referring to the umpteenth and final drink at the boozer.
by Stof_ May 28, 2006

Ass-Based Factoid; A seemingly factual piece of information that sounds legitimate enough to be believed by audiences at a higher coproate level than yourself, but in fact has recently been retrieved from your ass.
The VP of Marketing bought into my argument against expanding to additional markets this year off a total ABF.
by Somer Simpson May 15, 2006

What's the meaning of life? ABF.
ABF in Whimsyshire, get the best loot in the game.
ABF man! ABF for life!
ABF in Whimsyshire, get the best loot in the game.
ABF man! ABF for life!
by Ruler_of_Asgard July 8, 2012

God, that guy is such an abf.
...Seriously.. what a BFA!!!
"UHG! EVERYONE IS DRIVING LIKE SUCH ABF'S!!!!!"
...Seriously.. what a BFA!!!
"UHG! EVERYONE IS DRIVING LIKE SUCH ABF'S!!!!!"
by Sisters. H.C.H. December 29, 2009
