A.S.

Anal Sadness - this horrible condition is usually a result of poor choices when eating the hottest, face melting Chicken Wings with your buddies. It *will* afflict you - you can't run from it, I promise.

I can't come to work today, I'm suffering from A.S. - can't talk.. gotta run!!

by plywoodchicken December 28, 2015

A's

The best bay baseball team hands down.To all the haters who dont like the A's fuck all yall.Your just mad a team with such a small payroll will knock your teams dick in the dirt.

A's World titles 4
Giants World Titles 0

by DfromtheD October 9, 2006

A's

Nickname for the Oakland Athletics, a kickass baseball team that always gets screwed over by teams with more money.

Screw all you yankee fans out there. Rich Bastards.

by SB May 22, 2004

A S

<A S> Stands for Autistic Superpower, a Horde guild on the World of Warcraft warmane server Lordaeron.

What does A S mean? Autistic Superpower, the most feared pvp guild on Lordaeron.

by Michael Hawk August 7, 2023

A's

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.

1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.

by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004

a/s

age and sex. Used in chat with people you don't know.

tokitheant: hi there are you new here?
bubbles89: ummm.. yeah
tokitheant: a/s?
bubbles: 19 y/o girl
tokitheant: sweet!

by 1stMartin October 15, 2008

A's

Possibly the wost Bay Area team ever turning all the not so loyal SF Giants fans into wussy Oakland A's fans who have no common sense.

A's fan: Ha ha the Giants lost the world series.

Giants fan: at least we made it hella farther your fag team.

by Kornkidd February 15, 2005