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butt pee or ass piss

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All that comes out of your ass after a night of ingesting large amounts of Buttwieser.
I got off the toilet after an hour and all that came out was butt pee.
by you know my fuckin name! June 19, 2003
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gas or ass

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Motorcycle riders know that if you go too slow in a tight turn you will fall off your bike.
If you even think about a U Turn in this parking lot it is going to be gas or ass.
by Bobcat Tommy September 14, 2012
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cash or ass

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Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
by Ben Franklin đź’Ż August 31, 2017
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grabass or grab-ass

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nothing to do with sex.

Grabass or grab-ass is stupid horseplay.
Grab-ass is always associated with men and boys trying to avoid work or some other responsibility.
Commonly used in the Southern States.
The boss sees his workers fooling around and wasting time. He says, "OK let's stop the grab ass and get to work."
by RUP March 17, 2004
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ass or gas

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When one is giving another a ride they say "ass or gas". Ass being some type if sexual satisfaction and gas being gas money or gas. Most acceptable type of payment is ass.
It's either ass or gas Becky.

Dude, Becky paid with ass!
by JakesBigDick September 24, 2013
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1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
by psiscott2000 May 22, 2006
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Eat ass or become ass

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“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege
Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit

Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS
by Ya boy Ben May 3, 2022
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