objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Hot Bean on a Pancake

A phrase shouted in an outrageous accent of any kind when a person is surprised or impressed by something. (Yeah. It's a thing.)

Well hot bean on a pancake, Evan! Chipmunks rule!

by daisyeights January 26, 2015

schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

by dublevision February 21, 2004

Tits on a pancake

It's basically the best thing in the world. Everyone loves tits, girls either like theirs or want bigger ones so they will like them more, gay guys even like tits. Everyone in the world loves pancakes. They may not call them pancakes but everyone has their own version. Basically you put the two together and it just doesn't get any better then that.

Sex with her was tits on a pancake.

by Bobby O'Shea Joe Dirte July 8, 2009

flip a pancake

the most erotic kind of sex around.... its a beautiful fusion of love, tlc, foreplay, orgams, MULTIPLE ORGASMS, role playing, anal stimulation, dirty sanchez's for everyone, and mouthwatering dry humping. the whole event leaves you sleepy for days, sore for months, and feeling dirty forever

"hey jim wanna come shoot some hoops"
"i cant man... me and shelly flipped a pancake last night...and now i'm a parapalegic"
"daaaaaaym i want to flip a pancake"

by juistain10 July 12, 2007

son_of_a_pancake

gay ass meme page

damn you a real son_of_a_pancake

by son of a pancake January 7, 2019

as a pancake

1. To be the epitome of any attribute or quality...

2. To the fullest extent

Sure as a pancake!

by George Samuel Foster August 2, 2010