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Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.
Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock
by 093707053 July 3, 2018
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between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.
A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
by Quandries December 16, 2010
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Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.
Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.
by JormanThoad October 15, 2019
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hide under a rock

by emci March 21, 2009
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Live Under A Rock

It is to be a person who lives in isolation from and has limited knowledge of what is happening in the world around them. Used to describe an ignorant or obtuse person. Usually someone who lives in the basement of their mothers house.
Someone who spends too much time playing Farmville on Facebook.

Often someone glued to their television or computer screen.

Usually brought up when someone makes a comment about a big movie that they have recently seen where the other person is oblivious to said movie.

Someone who lives in their basement and only comes out for special occasions.

"You've never heard of Obama? Where have you been for the last couple of years... living under a rock?"

"Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know about..."

"You need to get out from under that rock you've been living under!"

"Wait... you don't know about that? Are you stupid!?"
"No, I have just been living under a rock recently."

"Who is our president"
"Are you serious!? Do you live under a rock?
by Tomas and Em December 27, 2010
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Flat as a rock

This mean "on the downlow"
Yaro: Hey are you gay?
Lucas: Yeah but it is "flat as a rock"
by Scurvy McCheese May 27, 2011
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Got a rock on

Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!
by Chris Rocksville February 1, 2005
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