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Hitch a ride

Walking behind a girl with a hot ass when going from one place to another.
After I get off the bus, I wait wait for a hot girl to walk by so I can hitch a ride for my walk to work.

Wow, Mary has great ass. I know.When she walked by me this morning, I hitched a ride and stared at her ass for 20 minutes.
by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020
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take a ride

A job-related punishment or reprisal that is not illegal or discriminatory. Frequently applied to situations where the employee has not met the employer's subjective expectations of exercising discretion or judgement, but was not exactly wrong, either. Usually within employers who cover a large territory with physical outposts, this involves examining an employee's residence and reassigning the employee as far away as possible to make commuting distance costly, time consuming, and prohibitive, ultimately with the goals of: 1) behavior modification; 2) moving the employee away from the supervisor's area of responsibility; and/or 3) forcing the employee out of the organization because of possible hardships and expenses involved in the commute.
The captain called the trooper into his office and told him he would need to "take a ride" for writing the governor's mother a ticket.
by Hot East April 16, 2012
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hitchin' a ride

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk
Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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scam a ride

The act of tricking someone into driving you somewhere that you don't want to drive to. e.g. a bar or a night club.
I told Scott to scam a ride with Dean so we could get hammered at the party last night.
by rhys3175 January 5, 2014
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catch a ride

American English spoken to go somewhere in someone else’s car
Hey, baby, wanna catch a ride ?
by Friendly_cat July 7, 2018
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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That was a ride

A statement on a story someone has just heard. There were highs... there were lows... just like a roller coaster ride.
“Wow, Mandy... you went to a funeral and then got engaged... then lost your job and got a puppy in the same week?!? That was a ride!”
by TaAmMi May 6, 2020
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