Pulling A Marcus

When you're too poor too do anything, so you try to come up with an excuse to make yourself not look poor.

Rudy: Bro you wanna go to the mall today?

Grant: Nah man I can't..

Rudy: Why dude it'll be fun!

Grant: I'm saving up to go on this big trip with my dad..

Rudy: Dude.. You're really pulling a marcus right now.

by JapaneseBurrito June 25, 2010

Pulling a marcus

Muting your mic when things dont go your way. Always going to eat food mid game just to deminish the chance for the team to win.

Marcus where are you?
You just pulled a marcus
Stop pulling a marcus!
Where the fried chicken at?

by Retro Lordz June 4, 2017

Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke

Damn he pullin a Marcus

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

A Marius

A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way

"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius

by ProviJhin September 11, 2023

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

A Hungry Martus

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD

I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed

by danmartus August 11, 2015