Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever May 23, 2006

not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

Girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
Girl 2: yea, and then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever June 1, 2006

jirk-a-jerk

Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.

as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.

as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.

Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.

Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.

Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.

by suisseboy October 15, 2011

rip a quick jerk

To masturbate in a timely manner, such as 2-5 minutes

Michael: Hey we are going to be late for the big game!
Steven: Just wait like 2 minutes I am about to rip a quick jerk!

by deviscool June 9, 2019

Jerk-a-saur

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve a larger version of the name.

Give me the remote back, you jerk-a-saur!

by gdub205 November 6, 2008

jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007