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A Martinez 

An exceptionally small Spanish sausage
Friend 1: How small was it?
Fruend 2: Lets just say it was a Martinez
A Martinez by Gerrard's mum March 7, 2017

2 olives short of a martini 

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.
He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

to pull a Martin on someone 

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.
- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

Doing a Martin 

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair
Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her
Doing a Martin by Drydockdad January 10, 2015

A Martin 

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
A Martin by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019

pop a martin 

to eat an e-bomb or a thizzle
hey you got any of those martins? im tring to pop a martin.
pop a martin by witsend253 February 28, 2008