Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.
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by KINGZz November 17, 2013
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Keeper

AI Matchmaking site that will find you a husband/wife for $250,000 or boyfriend/girlfriend for $10,000. Guaranteed to satisfy 100% of your preferences for a partner.
"Yo Derek, where'd you meet that 5'7" Catholic who likes bone broth and wants 3 kids?"
"We met on Keeper. I told them I only want to meet bone broth Catholics."
by HoraceVanDerZwaag January 31, 2023
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Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.
'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".
by katrine April 12, 2004
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When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory
Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!
by Duke Mc Fister November 11, 2019
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Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself
Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"
by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014
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Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.
"Hey, come check out my keeper!"
by edawg999 November 02, 2006
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Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.
by joey gladdus August 06, 2011
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